August 2012
If i died right now, would anyone even notice i'm...
One day, I'm going to prove everyone wrong.
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
derpinnism:
Do you ever leave the house feeling like
Then half way through the day realise you just look like
ghosthuntingwithliam:
lizzie was so thirsty for ethan
genuinelylarry:
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
teacher: ok everyone you're going to get into groups
me: oh fuck
me: social interaction
me: what in here can i kill myself with
me: oh god there isn't anything
me: everyone is choosing groups and i'm sitting here alone
me: why am i talking to myself
today was a really really really good day for me. (:
centrlperk:
So I took a picture of my dog
then I turned it upside down
and all of a sudden wish I didn’t
sxizzor:
butthorn:
I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
omfg
Watchprinsasslou:
OH MY GOD JUS TWATCH THE WHOL E THING IM SCRAEMING
Watchfiftyshadesofcoulson:
mattypi-mcfrostingeater:
videohall:
If children wrote the movie scripts
*mom on the phone talking to grandma*
Mom: here its your grandma she wants to talk to you
Me:
