someone: what's your favorite movie
me: forgets every movie i've ever seen
loyalnerdwp: I just want a tumblr friend who lives nearby so we can sit together in silence on our blogs, occasionally laughing at a post and showing each other, then laughing even harder before returning to complete silence and reblogging random shit
kaddie: do u ever find a pic that makes u laugh so hard u cant breathe
The annoying moment when someone tries to steal...
educationconnection: you think nobody notices that your status was a popular text post on tumblr but i notice i always notice
This is the Best GIF Ever
pleatedjeans: When you walk out to your car and realize you forgot your keys: When the power is out and you go to turn on a light switch: When you get to school and realize you forgot your homework: When you walk into a room and forget why you’re there: When you walk down the aisle and realize you forgot the wedding rings: When you hit your head on a low beam: When a mosquito...
ocicats: i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy” no you know what movie we really don’t need a katy perry documentary
s3xnoise: When the fuck are my boobs going to grow
patronsaintofqualityfootwear: okay so our school has this nice little collage of people having a good time in the yearbook ok yeah great very nice but what is this wHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF SOME GIRL SITTING ALONE CRYING INTO A MILKSHAKE AT CONEY ISLAND
pawsupgagalove: The guiltiest dog in existence.