fevra: have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
thatbatterisaspy: reblog this and i will put a potato in your submit i swear to god i will
buttlid: wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS and i only got banned for 24 hours
Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff: Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo. Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
romulusthread: useful tip never say anything
chompyface: i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
boys are so cute and they dont know they’re so cute so they smile and smirk and cock their heads to the side and smile at you and they bite their lips and when they stretch, you can see their stomach, and that little line of hair going to their belly button and down to their crotch and some of them run their fingers through their hair and make it all messy on purpose and sometimes their hands...
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
claydols: am i having too much fun with the pokemon mixer?